I don't know what to talk about, so I will just show you two next photos of Xylotrupes pubescens and one of Nauphotea Cinerea:
Q: Do any of your bugs bite?
A: All of them bite, but aren't able to hurt a human.
Q: Is that what was under your bed?
A: Yup, larva of Xylotrupes pubescens
Q: Jesus, is it just me or does this thing look downright angry?
A: He was quite calm during session ;)
Q: How many bugs have escaped that you haven't found?
A: I have no idea, and I hope that it wasn't big amount.
Q: Wow, where do you get things like these?
A: One guy was breeding them in my city and he sold them to me.